misAdventures of Workmonkey 3.0: Archives

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2009.07.07: Thank you hong kong
2009.06.12: End of the Beginning
2009.06.09: Slide on over
2009.05.29: Hey Nana
2009.05.21: Traveling to a new body
2009.05.18: Grin and bear it
2009.05.14: Achievements
2009.05.13: Form over Function
2009.05.12: Fuck You, Mexico
2009.05.06: Avaricial
2009.04.11: How I wrote a blog, bitched, and vomited a fresh margarita
2009.03.24: Buy Your Beware
2009.03.05: Pork and fish tasties
2009.03.04: ACLR
2009.02.20: Murphy's RSVP
2009.02.18: I paint naked, after working out and calling my Egyptian grandmother
2009.02.09: Derivatives of Credit-Default Swaps
2009.02.04: Only good when you pay for it
2009.01.27: Fall Low
2009.01.27: Jon and Kate make me Defecate
2009.01.25: You like fries with that
2009.01.24: knee pop
2009.01.20: Running Inaugural Diary
2009.01.16: Wedding by Committee Results
2009.01.14: On your knees
2009.01.12: OMG! How long has it been?
2009.01.08: Wedding by Committee
2009.01.08: Value Pack
2009.01.05: Mexi Cast
2009.01.03: Printed, Sealed, Delivered
2009.01.01: Letter from 2009 Mark to 2008 Mark
2008.12.30: On the Origin of Farts
2008.12.28: Zen and the art of urinating
2008.12.25: Christmas 2008
2008.12.24: Merry Bloody Christmas
2008.12.23: BREAKING NEWS
2008.12.07: December June
2008.12.05: Brigadier General Anderson, reporting for duty
2008.11.30: sushi no
2008.11.14: Kitpea
2008.11.12: Things you need to play basketball ...
2008.11.04: For Today
2008.10.30: BREAKING NEWS: AN SFNINJA EXCLUSIVE
2008.10.28: here
2008.10.12: Cloud Fingers
2008.09.25: RIP
2008.09.25: missing tv
2008.08.29: Predetate
2008.08.25: Viagra Viagra
2008.08.25: This blog is not to be believed
2008.07.18: Hot time not in the city
2008.07.10: Updated Video
2008.07.10: Russia
2008.07.09: Dangle
2008.07.03: City by the Gay
2008.07.01: Infinite stupidity
2008.06.27: Netflix
2008.06.23: blech
2008.06.10: Urine
2008.06.05: Da Range
2008.06.04: Law and Disorder
2008.05.07: Goodbye, old friend
2008.04.28:
2008.04.14: Death reborn.
2008.04.07: CP30
2008.03.28: Very old goats
2008.03.25: The crushed trashcan.
2008.03.02: More Baby Robert
2008.02.28: Baby Robert
2008.02.04: Mark Anderson Endorses Barack Obama
2008.01.25: Chargers vs. Pats
2008.01.23: Notes for Cliff
2008.01.19: The pass goes deep
2008.01.17: Savion Glover
2008.01.15: Fee Male
2008.01.10: Peter's City.
2007.12.24: Last nights
2007.12.22: The great pig question.
2007.11.28: Kneeds
2007.11.20: Drain Down
2007.11.19: Nice Ass
2007.11.16:
2007.11.14: Vote
2007.11.09: Update Your Grammar
2007.11.08: Thanks
2007.11.08: 1 vs. 2
2007.11.06: The great couch debate
2007.10.26: Grow Up. Burn Down.
2007.10.25: We'd Ding
2007.10.19: Kirkland Signature Luxury
2007.10.18: Fst Frwrd
2007.10.15: Movie List
2007.10.15: Talk is better than Action.
2007.10.04: The Loch Ness Yeti-Corn
2007.10.01: Little Baby
2007.09.27: Directions
2007.09.26: Pewnits
2007.09.22: Start your engines ...
2007.09.20: A century to remember
2007.09.17: Tom Lambard's Apology
2007.09.13: A Certain Liability
2007.09.11: Marine Bar Keeper
2007.09.07: Past Useless
2007.09.06: Lolo Trail
2007.08.20: The Poo Patrol (The Great Poo Mystery!)
2007.08.19: The Generalized General
2007.08.15: Blood Door
2007.08.15: Work
2007.08.14: Weekend
2007.08.08: Zombie
2007.08.06: Too Short
2007.08.01: The Death of Life
2007.07.31: Brown
2007.07.19: It lives
2007.07.18: Project Radar
2007.07.16: Old man doll
2007.07.11: Come On, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby Come On!
2007.07.11: Jack's Union
2007.07.10: Get well, or orwell?
2007.07.09: Movies Transformed
2007.07.03: Everywhere, USA
2007.06.26: Judge Not
2007.06.19: STAT
2007.06.18: Toilet Brush
2007.06.14: Father vs. Son vs. Mexican
2007.06.13: Emergence
2007.06.11: My testicles
2007.05.24: R.I.P and L.E.E
2007.05.24: Life before Death
2007.05.24: R.I.P and E.R.A
2007.05.23: Opinions
2007.05.22: Cleansing the Palate
2007.04.17: Matter vs Mind
2007.04.12: 50-Imus
2007.04.12: My friend, the stoplight.
2007.04.09: Turtle to Turtle
2007.04.05: Throat Snake
2007.04.02: The heavy brain
2007.03.27: You Meanies!
2007.03.21: Happy melt
2007.03.08: Hot Jamz Vol 9
2007.03.01: Second choice
2007.02.27: The Aztec Spear
2007.02.26: He writes
2007.02.16: A Spanish Gallon
2007.02.15: Men with sensitivity
2007.02.13: Corporativity
2007.02.12: Pornographic Vomit
2007.02.07: Broadway is over there
2007.02.01: My favorite panda bear
2007.01.26: Lunch Meats
2007.01.24: LaMaxwell
2007.01.23: Camus rides the 2 express
2007.01.22: The Man in Apartment 4-R
2007.01.19: October 35th
2007.01.17: stained-glass.com
2007.01.11: Anal Insurance
2006.12.22: Satan's council
2006.12.21: The snowman conspiracy
2006.12.20: Giving Thanks
2006.12.19: A beer and some LSD
2006.12.12: Experiment Infinitum
2006.12.12: Movie Up
2006.11.30: Green Date
2006.11.29: Joy Fingers
2006.11.20: Part II
2006.11.07: Here Kiddie Kiddie
2006.11.02: Bottom of the Morning To Ya
2006.10.31: Stay Awake
2006.10.30: Hallowed Eve
2006.09.05: The word worth 1000 pictures
2006.08.28: Slurp Slurp
2006.08.01: Hey There, Gang
2006.07.18: Self-service hangovers
2006.07.14: Corporate Shit
2006.07.12: Book Squirm
2006.07.08: Finland's Tux
2006.06.15: The Walk Out
2006.06.13: The shot heard 'round the bathroom
2006.06.02: Going down?
2006.05.31: The (thirty-year old) Bachelor
2006.05.22: Con Job
2006.05.16: Overwritten
2006.02.07: Name Unknown
2006.02.03: God's Bombs
2006.01.28: Black Lobster
2006.01.16: MLK 2K6
2006.01.16: Legally Blind
2006.01.13: Late night conversations
2006.01.04: Black tears
2005.12.30: Memory practice
2005.12.29: Purified Shit
2005.12.22: Speakeasy
2005.12.12: Kissing Hats
2005.12.09: Fian-say, what do we have here?
2005.12.05: For today
2005.11.21: Plane Ass
2005.11.01: Signage
2005.10.28: She had it coming
2005.10.19: Pussy Cats
2005.10.06: Look at this puddle
2005.09.29: Toothery
2005.09.16: Thar She Blows
2005.09.16: Market Value
2005.08.30: Lay Down
2005.08.29: Miss Skin Paint
2005.08.19: Bear Riders
2005.08.15: Soda Pop
2005.06.23: Anatomy of a Racist
2005.06.17: The FORE-shadow
2005.06.16: Balls of Sand
2005.06.08: Return of the Man
2005.06.01: I'm on first
2005.05.12: Bathroom Hearts
2005.05.04: Screama Billion
2005.05.03: Secrets Revealed
2005.04.22: Spent Invite
2005.04.20: A row of fools
2005.03.09: Infinite Tears
2005.02.24: Listen up
2005.02.14: My little friend
2005.02.11: Mars vs. Venus
2005.02.09: The hope of Greenich Village
2005.02.04: Starfucks
2005.01.05: Siberian Sadness
2004.11.30: 2 babies
2004.11.02: Two for One
2004.11.01: The Unclothed
2004.09.16: Roast Beef
2004.09.13: Photo-Fabulous
2004.08.31: Bitch Slapped
2004.08.19: Poo
2004.08.19: Pick you ending
2004.08.18: Don't Look
2004.08.12: Horned Bitches
2004.08.09: Cars in the garage
2004.08.04: Hey! Fuck you.
2004.07.25: Lick the Tub
2004.07.24: I, Robot
2004.07.22: Intentionally Random
2004.07.06: 10 Things I Hate
2004.06.26: Hot Fun in the Summertime
2004.06.25: Carpe Nothing
2004.06.15: My Sun
2004.06.04: Going Global
2004.05.27: Elevator Action
2004.05.27: Pinch a Loaf
2004.05.27: You Are Not An Alcoholic
2004.05.27: Michelangelo's Hot Air
2004.05.24: Slaven
2004.05.24: Sounds of Blackness
2004.05.22: Domestic Deficit
2004.05.21: Racey
2004.05.17: Summer of Sandals
2004.05.14: Cool-Aid
2004.05.14: Tri-tip
2004.05.12: They have arrived.
2004.05.12: Pricing, and the indifference of coincidence
2004.05.11: Intersections
2004.05.09: Domestic Animal Park
2004.04.29: Nueva York
2004.04.13: Family Burdens
2004.04.13: Couch Pouch
2004.04.08: Trim the Bush
2004.04.02: Peanuts
2004.03.31: Jet Clue
2004.03.03: Baby Hate
2004.03.02: Sun Diego
2004.02.26: Die-quil
2004.02.25: Educated Fools
2004.02.13:
2004.02.06: Types of Stereos
2004.02.02: Disgrace
2004.01.30: Poultry Digits
2004.01.30: Nightly News
2004.01.29: Blue Genes
2004.01.29: True Colors
2004.01.26: Stay Away
2004.01.08: Ex-Con
2003.12.17: Booger on the Bus
2003.12.04: My Loves on Jeopardy, Baby
2003.11.26: Inescapable
2003.11.21: Pinto Bean
2003.11.13: Free Speech Battle
2003.11.13: battle of the titans
2003.10.23: Prague
2003.10.15: What's up, all. It's been
2003.10.03: Apologies for the downtime with
2003.09.22: Goodbye, old friend, goodbye.
2003.09.10: Hey DJ keep playing that song
2003.08.26: Enter the Dragon
2003.08.14: Electric Water
2003.08.05: Guilty as charged
2003.08.05: Chocloate Pudding
2003.08.04: Tree Water
2003.07.22: Water Bombs
2003.07.21: Hypocrisy Revealed
2003.07.16: Where the Red Hair Grows
2003.07.15: Correction
2003.07.13: Shame on You
2003.07.09: Thug 4 Life
2003.07.02: The wandering Jew
2003.06.30: This sucks
2003.06.26: While driving during a warm
2003.06.22: I am leaving for a
2003.06.18: I went to the gym
2003.06.16: Someone stole the back of
2003.06.16: As a man of letters,
2003.06.11: The Middle East peace roadmap
2003.06.05: I watched The Italian Job
2003.06.03: My love of horror movies
2003.06.03: For the most part, I
2003.06.02: I feel very strongly about
2003.05.30: ugh.
2003.05.28: It usually sweeps over me
2003.05.15: It is an emotion I
2003.05.15: So the Lakers have lost.
2003.05.07: I am usually able to
2003.05.05: Okay, I've had about enough
2003.05.01: thanks to some layout advice
2003.04.25: Okay. Let's break this down
2003.04.16: Check this out What is
2003.04.16: A quick poll: Read the
2003.04.10: In the culture of the
2003.04.03: Man, i've spent an hour
2003.03.31: I remember Saturdays when I
2003.03.26: I've spent the past two
2003.03.24: Those of you who have
2003.03.13: I sit here in the
2003.02.26: I hereby decree that I
2003.02.18: mother fucker .. I hate
2003.02.06: I may not have a
2003.02.01: if i get reincarnated, i'd
2003.02.01: I am tired of stupidity.
2003.01.29: A slightly buzzed blog written
2003.01.26: This week, I finally finished
2003.01.17: My dearest of readers. I
2003.01.13: Beware the mexican-filled pickup trucks
2003.01.12: I've never much enjoyed pool.
2002.12.21: My road trip has now
2002.12.13: i'm off on a road
2002.12.08: Speaking of things I hate,
2002.12.07: I fucking despise the Lakers
2002.12.02: The other day in the
2002.11.27: each one of you has
2002.11.21: You are at a two-star
2002.11.19: Last night was labelled the
2002.11.18: It is a moment I
2002.11.13: I stayed up until 5:30
2002.11.04: From the time I graduated
2002.10.23: Someone stole my side view
2002.10.17: Assignment for copywriting--Write a single
2002.10.04: Around 1 AM last night,
2002.09.25: My attempt to play drinking
2002.09.20: Fuck David Lynch, his movies,
2002.09.19: i was just wondering why
2002.09.18: Ahhh, back to the days
2002.09.16: Scholars distinguish three kinds of
2002.09.09: I've found evidence that Yahoo!
2002.09.03: those pig -willies gave me
2002.09.03: thirty or so minutes to
2002.09.03: shit ... i am fading
2002.09.03: Energy is starting to wane
2002.09.03: We had to go out
2002.09.03: Close to 3:20 A.M. ...
2002.09.02: In honor of the totally
2002.09.02: I am working the 10
2002.08.20: I am officially in the
2002.08.14: Handshakes have always made me
2002.08.14: In my Comedy Improv class
2002.08.12: There is a time in
2002.08.02: Ode to the group of
2002.07.25: I have many people to
2002.07.23: almost three a.m. and I
2002.07.18: Blogger is shitty and has
2002.07.17: I believe I have the
2002.07.16: I know he blogg flow
2002.07.08: The death of a healthy
2002.07.03: Ahhhhh, jeah. Workmonkey's alter-ego, intoxicated
2002.07.02: Exhibit A: Evidence of Lee's
2002.07.01: Defense Argument Those of you
2002.07.01: Shit ... Fuck Blogger ...
2002.06.28: Bodie, the short-haired German pointer,
2002.06.27: One day, if I make
2002.06.25: Now that I am a
2002.06.25: You know in those cartoons
2002.06.25: Once, when I was home
2002.06.21: Damn that female cell phone
2002.06.21: As I cleaned out my
2002.06.19: I am not fully sure
2002.06.13: If I currently had medical
2002.06.07: Today was the second day
2002.06.05: I am staying up to
2002.06.05: On Saturday nights, I work
2002.05.31: There is a theory that
2002.05.30: I spent the long weekend
2002.05.21: Today, the FBI is warning
2002.05.21: Check this out ... They
2002.05.21: I can understand the use
2002.05.17: it is 4:28 am and
2002.05.16: Check out this line from
2002.05.16: The news of today does
2002.05.06: I did my best to
2002.05.05: I'd like to apologize for
2002.05.01: I am tired of sending
2002.04.24: The comforting fingers of the
2002.04.22: another of the many reasons
2002.04.22: thanks to kat for pointing
2002.04.20: My problem as a social
2002.04.17: For those of you unfamiliar
2002.04.15: Another night after 2 a.m.
2002.04.11: I used to be okay
2002.04.10: Agey and I went over
2002.04.06: Here we are again. 4:34am
2002.04.03: Damn! April 3rd already. Let's
2002.03.29: Am I the only one
2002.03.28: The life of an unemployed
2002.03.26: Driver resets car radio stations
2002.03.26: Area man has idea to
2002.03.25: Well, I am posting even
2002.03.13: Aight, I know it's been
2002.03.08: Some movie recommendations for you:
2002.03.07: EDITOR'S NOTE:A recent editorial of
2002.03.07: Another day, another way to
2002.03.06: For those of you curious
2002.03.03: To keep yourself entertained while
2002.02.27: Alright, here is the deal.
2002.02.25: I slept till noon yesterday
2002.02.24: People in the past have
2002.02.24: I checked out Kiss Me
2002.02.21: http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20020221/bs/economy_index_dc_4.html Economic indicators might be
2002.02.19: The digital camera is the
2002.02.17: I apologize for the lack
2002.02.12: Top Ten Reasons to Get
2002.02.12: Tonight, at around 6 PM,
2002.02.10: Okay .. I am going
2002.02.08: February 8th, 2002: Breakfast: Oatmeal.
2002.02.08: Andrew, a graphic designer at
2002.02.08: February 7th, 2002: Breakfast: Oatmeal
2002.02.06: February 6th, 2002: Breakfast: Orange
2002.02.05: February 5th, 2002: Breakfast: Shredded
2002.02.04: February 4th, 2002: Breakfast: Oat
2002.02.04: February 3rd, 2002: Breakfast: Instant
2002.02.02: This is going to become
2002.02.01: Thoughts on a Friday Morning:
2002.01.30: I saw The Count of
2002.01.29: I have always had a
2002.01.25: My recent chastising of my
2002.01.24: In an attempt to discover
2002.01.23: I've always thought the Man
2002.01.23: As a former English major,
2002.01.21: For those of you who
2002.01.20: Golden Globes is a thousand
2002.01.20: As I get on in
2002.01.17: Tonights topic: Bathroom stall scribblings.
2002.01.11: So my roommate doesn't like
2002.01.09: So I am taking a
2002.01.09: I like kids. Little one
2002.01.07: There is a certain human
2002.01.05: Koalas Feared Dead in Australia
2002.01.02: I am about to write
2002.01.01: it has been fifteen minutes
2002.01.01: woah. i just looked at
2002.01.01: What is going on here?
2001.12.28: India, Pakistan Fight in Kashmir
2001.12.28: First sign that I am
2001.12.14: Okay, this is a good
2001.12.12: I saw the crappiest commercial
2001.12.03: So I watched the 1971
2001.12.02: Crap balls. I hate when
2001.11.20: I got my 4,534,343 parking
2001.11.19: Sorry for the lack of
2001.10.30: Last night, Neal tried desperately
2001.10.29: A note about below: Neal
2001.10.29: As Neal and I are
2001.10.28: a
2001.10.28: I am in Auckland, New
2001.10.24: The best thing about Singapore
2001.10.21: Let me start off by
2001.10.17: I am getting ready for
2001.10.10: Apparantly, I am now officially
2001.10.10: So I just got back
2001.10.09: Something about what I am
2001.10.07: For the sake of effect,
2001.10.03: I am running in that
2001.09.27: Got lots to post you
2001.09.20: Apologies are boring, I really
2001.09.20: Political postings are boring, I
2001.09.18: This movement across the country
2001.09.18: the Taliban has declared a
2001.09.18: so i am waiting at
2001.09.15: I will take a minute
2001.09.13: I am feeling as patriotic
2001.09.13: I remember when I was
2001.09.06: Sorry for the lack of
2001.08.28: hahahahahaha. you fucker. you reader.
2001.08.23: Time for me to come
2001.08.17: Let me tell you what
2001.08.11: A quick quote as seen
2001.08.06: I wanna be u chocolate
2001.08.01: Watched 'Real World' last night
2001.07.26: I think I figured out
2001.07.19: I got a taste of
2001.07.13: click here to learn another
2001.07.13: workmonkey2: http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/20010713/us/road_rage_dog.html workmonkey2: freakin poodles
2001.07.09: I would like to offer
2001.07.07: I think the idea that
2001.07.05: http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/speakout/pigeon.shtml Who knew the pigeon
2001.06.29: This blogger is dedicated to
2001.06.14: Last year I went on
2001.06.07: Man, I am sick of
2001.05.27: I don't want to get
2001.05.26: check it out, if you
2001.05.25: Every so often, you experience
2001.05.17: Having attended two weddings in
2001.05.03: My roommate talks about taking
2001.05.02: One skill that I was
2001.04.19: Lee and I are checking
2001.04.11: Damn, how does seven days
2001.04.04: Having lived in the Bay
2001.03.22: There are certain lighting fixtures
2001.03.19: I love old people. Especially
2001.02.14: Ahhh, Valentine Day. February 14th,
2001.02.12: Lee asked if I wanted
2001.02.01: My roommate is giving me
2001.01.28: i am drunk. and i
2001.01.24: I love when my answers
2001.01.23: Thoughts from a rainy San
2001.01.21: Didn't have the hot hand
2001.01.17: It began with a missing
2001.01.15: Must have been a slow
2001.01.15: Just watched an original John
2001.01.12: Let me try to give
2001.01.12: Working from home is an
2001.01.10: Ahhhh, yeah. It has been
2001.01.01: Okay. 15 minutes left of
2000.12.30: I am checking out a
2000.12.28: You know when you are
2000.12.25: Waking up to an empty
2000.12.23: Okay. To all of those
2000.12.21: 7:45 am in the morning.
2000.12.15: I am quite domestic these
2000.12.08: San Francisco, USA -- I
2000.12.03: Edinburgh, Scotland -- Based on
2000.11.28: Edinburgh, Scotland -- I remember
2000.11.25: Oslo, Norway -- Oslo, which
2000.11.23: Stockholm, Sweden -- In the
2000.11.18: Krakow, Poland -- I consider
2000.11.16: Prague, Czech Republic -- I
2000.11.14: Budapest, Hungary -- Forget about
2000.11.11: Vienna, Austria -- Vienna's major
2000.11.09: Vienna, Austria -- Yes, I
2000.11.06: M�nchen, Deutschland -- Someone really
2000.11.04: Interlaken, Switzerland -- Switzerland (Interlaken
2000.11.02: Interlaken, Switzerland -- Okay. The
2000.11.01: Florence, Italy -- Our intuition
2000.10.30: Rome, Italy -- If I
2000.10.28: Rome, Italy -- I had
2000.10.25: Nice, France -- Ahhhhh, night-trains
2000.10.23: Madrid, Spain -- I am
2000.10.22: Sevilla, Spain -- For those
2000.10.20: Grendada, Spain -- The Ebola
2000.10.19: Grenada, Spain -- A ten
2000.10.18: Barcelona, Spain -- A few
2000.10.17: Barcelona, Spain -- Pigeons suck.
2000.10.14: Amsterdam, Netherlands -- I am
2000.10.12: Bruges, Belgium -- Today was
2000.10.11: Bruges, Belgium -- Quick physical
2000.10.11: Bruges, Belgium -- I lost
2000.10.09: Paris, France -- In case
2000.10.06: Paris, France -- Lots to
2000.10.03: Bangkok, Thailand -- Okay. 23
2000.10.01: Penang, Malaysia -- The all
2000.09.30: Melaka, Malaysia -- Well, there
2000.09.29: Melaka, Malaysia -- This is
2000.09.28: Welcome to Anderson's world adventures

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