misAdventures of Workmonkey 3.0

I recently had an idea for website that made fun of old people, since they are fun to make fun of and can't get on the internet so would never know I was making fun of them. It was going to be called Hey Nana! and have a new question posted every day. Kind of like Fuck You, Penguin! But then I had knee surgery and got engaged, and i'm lazy and this idea no longer inspires me, so I don't think I'll put time into a site anymore, but I will post some of the early entries here:

HEY NANA! Stop calling yourself nana. You're not fancier than a grandma.

HEY NANA! How'd your feet get so swollen?

HEY NANA! You accidentally colored your scalp instead of your eight pieces of hair.

HEY NANA! I don't think that hair color has been identified by science.

HEY NANA! Where'd you get that Buick?

HEY NANA! Why do you have more facial hair than me?

HEY NANA! Why are you carrying more bags in your bags?

HEY NANA!Why'd you vote down the school budget?

HEY NANA! You left your blinker on.

HEY NANA! Is Pop in heaven?

HEY NANA! How much is your Franklin Mint statue collection is worth?

HEY NANA! Thanks for blocking traffic for forty minutes as you crawled onto the bus.

HEY NANA! What happened to your eyebrows?

HEY NANA! Why do you eat dinner at 3?

HEY NANA! Why are there tennis balls on your walker?

HEY NANA! Stop insulting Beyonce

HEY NANA! How old is the candy in that bowl?

HEY NANA! Don't send me that email forward.

HEY NANA! Why are you selling dad's baseball cards for 1/100th of their actual value?

HEY NANA! Stop pulling out your old-ass bags as your plane is sinking

HEY NANA! Where'd you get those fashionable shoes?