Mark Anderson, co-owner of The Brotherhood, has officially announced his resignation from the group he helped found over ten years ago, due to Friday's announced engagement to Jillian Cordes.
The Brotherhood was created in the early months of 1998 as a refuge for the Santa Clara Five. It was intended to provide support for the single male lifestyle while threatening punishment for acting like a pansy. If a member was caught in violation of such Brotherhood rules as carrying on a phone conversation with a female beneath bed covers, not knowing who was in first place in the NFC East, or the ultimate violation, canceling plans with a Brotherhood member to meet with a female, he would be forced to attend a three-day re-education camp at TGIF.
Membership in The Brotherhood reached a high in 1999, at 11 members, but was never able to recover from the Poly Esters Scandal of 2000, when two female Sisterhood agents infiltrated top management, resulting in the loss of two key members. Membership reached its current low with upon the marriage of co-founder Kentaro Amemiya in 2003. With declining membership fees, and the rejection of request of bailout funds from the United States Treasury, The Brotherhood ceased existing as a viable entity.
It is unknown if The Brotherhood will survive upon the retirement of Mark Anderson as CRO (Chief Rock Officer). However, rumors have already started swirling about the creation of a new group The Marriagehood involving yearly golf and gamble outings among former members of The Brotherhood.
Pre-determined members should be expecting an application process via email in the coming months.
Comments (7)
Holy shit, congratulations!
Posted by k-ro | December 24, 2008 9:05 AM
Posted on December 24, 2008 09:05
bout bloody time! congrats
Posted by eMarkLee | December 24, 2008 10:40 AM
Posted on December 24, 2008 10:40
I see you are trying to steal my spotlight, you punk. Well, I call your hand and I'll raise you one - Lejla and I are having a baby in August.
Congrats on the engagement, however.
Posted by Slaven | December 24, 2008 5:46 PM
Posted on December 24, 2008 17:46
I call Slaven's hand - Emi will be a big sister in May.
Congrats on the engagement and on Slaven and Lejla's upcoming baby, however.
Posted by K-ro | December 28, 2008 9:09 AM
Posted on December 28, 2008 09:09
Congratulations to you both!!!
Posted by Rosie | December 28, 2008 4:35 PM
Posted on December 28, 2008 16:35
Wow, awesome. Kids and marriages are coming in bunches. Congrats.
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Posted on January 4, 2009 09:43
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