Confidential sources within the Zivkovic campaign have told SFNinja that Slaven Zivkovic was in fact married this past Tuesday, October 28, to Lejla Sahinovic at New York's City Hall, at 1 Centre Street, 2nd Floor. The ceremony was reported to be unassuming and small, presided over by a legal surrogate, with only two guests in attendance. A representative for Mr. Zivkovic neither confirmed nor denied the allegations, although SFNIinja finds it revealing that the usually reticent Mr. Zivkovic has yet to issue a denial.
SFNinja sources within City Hall have provided the following images as evidence of the legally-binding marriage:
Mr. Zivkovic's marriage ends fifteen years of speculation as to the winner of a bet made between SFNinja co-founder Mark Anderson and Slaven Zivkovic as to the first to be married. With Slaven's marriage, the list of survivors (in order of most likely to be the next married) now stands as the following:
1. Paul Kohli (his charade as a heterosexual has never fooled SFNinja).
2. Neal Arthur
3. Bart Barden
4. Kendrick Kwan
5. SFNinja co-founder, Mark Anderson
To the last-man-standing, as per the rules stated on the fifth day of December in 1994, all signees must provide a 40-ounce of Bud Ice and a to-be-determined certificate.
SFNinja issues their warmest and sincerest regards to Slaven Zivkovic and new member of the SFNinja family, Lejla Sahinovic.