I've been receiving some recent complaints by my few readers that my blogs are too long. How many people told Leo Tolstoy was too verbose? Or James Joyce that he rambled? Or David Foster Wallace that he used way too many obscure words? But then, nobody reads those guys, do they? They read Entertainment Weekly and NY Post and other publications that break up the world into cliche, 3-sentence-long generalizations. In any event, as I have few readers, and they have spoken, I'll write my blogs like all the other shitty blog writers out there, so you can get back to your busy lives. Here is a short blog about this past weekend's trip to East Greenwich, Rhode Island that I really hope gives you a feel for the time I spent there:
Rhode Island was cool. The weather was nice. I had a lot of fun. The beach club was crazy! LOL! The food was so tasty! But I ate way too much! LOL! I'll definately go back. Coffee milk was interesting. Good, but also bad. Swimming is fun. My friends are all so great. Luv ya guys! TOOL! (Time of our lives. LOL!)
Hope this was short enough.
Comments (5)
Don't believe the haters!!
Posted by Timmy | August 6, 2007 7:22 PM
Posted on August 6, 2007 19:22
Even this blog was too long!
Posted by T. Haynes | August 7, 2007 3:43 AM
Posted on August 7, 2007 03:43
Yes - this is more like it!
Posted by PK | August 7, 2007 7:59 AM
Posted on August 7, 2007 07:59
Yes - this is more like it!
Posted by PK | August 7, 2007 8:03 AM
Posted on August 7, 2007 08:03
ROFL ZOMG
Posted by dragonhair | August 9, 2007 1:59 AM
Posted on August 9, 2007 01:59