I tried to watch the NBA All Star Saturday Competitions last night. I tried. I really did try, but it was so boring. First, it seems like the players do not care. I saw Lebron, Chris Paul, and Kobe Bryant maneuver through a skills course with no sense of urgency. Basically, they were too cool for school. I am sick and tired of this 'cool guy' act. They swear they are so important when in fact they are a bag of rocks. Conversing about any topic besides 'The technique of a jump shot' will completely lose them. Second, the competition rules are stupid. How many times do you have to see Nate Robinson miss a dunk? If you are a short arrogant punk who cannot dunk a ball after 10 attempts, then you do not deserve to be in the finals. Yes, it is impressive to see a 5'5" diminutive punk dunk, but it disgusts me that you pop your shirt and strut around after making one dunk. Three, most of the players are unknown and uneducated. If I have to hear another interview from a 21 year old college reject proclaim, "You know what I mean", I will shoot myself. It is a sad state that our profession sporting organizations have such educated people representing them as winners. They are not winners. They are dumb losers. Four, Diddy (aka Sean, puffy, P. Diddy, dumb ass) sitting front row yawning also disgusts me. When will this guy go away? Better yet, when will the public stop paying attention to this idiot? He is not that important.
Overall, the NBA All Star weekend is such a worthless spectacle. I remember when it was in San Francisco. Neal and I went out with these girls to the scene. What a false sense of importance these people have and what a classless bunch of hoochies that loiter half-dressed and fully make-uped.
I am done with this crap. I done with Stuart Scott and the Nate Robinson's popping their collars. I just hope I can stay strong when my kids start to idolize these idiots who have nothing more than drama and a bag of rocks to society. So Monkey, don't you ever dare to call me taking about Jacob Green winning the 3 point shot contest. I will drive straight to BK and give you a whooping.