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The Dangerous Shogun

The Pyramid theory. Not too many people know what this is. Often people will say that I am talking about the food chain. No NO no NO! I am talking about the hierarchy of my Asian Brethren.

I first learn the philosophy from my brotha-man Kentaro, who happens to Japanese. The philosophy is simple. Of all the different Asians, certain ethnics are better than others. Naturally, Japanese are on top of the pyramid. The bottom of the pyramid is Filipinos. I do not recall the middle layers as it seemed to changed depending on what Asian friends were present. If Kenny was around, K-Ro would oblige him with a number 2 rank. If Stormin Norman was around without Kenny, Koreans would be number 2. Regardless of the middle layers of the pyramid, the top remained the same. Japanese was number 1 and that is how it will always be.
I have finally found a reason as to why. They are some racist bastards like my man Mark ski. It is just too bad that Kentaro will not accept the fact that Mark did a long time ago - Japanese women love them some Alabama Black Snake.

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Comments (2)

k-ro:

that's just crazy talk, i'm not racist and neither are my people. and i wouldn't rank races like that! but if i were to do it, c'mon...filipinos wouldn't be at the bottom of the asian pyramid! they're not asian! change of subject, but i've got a jam session coming up if you want to check it out http://www.djkentaro.com/pages/2.html

workmonkey:

the beauty of the pyramid, of course, being where K-ro ranked the Vietnamese .. as poetic justice, he ended up marrying one and learning all elements of their culture. i love when life comes full circle.

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