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DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?

I want you to listen to several Beyonce and/or Destiny's Child songs (it's OK, just hold your nose, you won't smell a thing. You may even pass out. Afterward you can stick your face in a plate of hot, steaming poo to clean your palate).

Each and every song that Beyonce sings is not sung along to the music. The music is there, but she ignores it. Any beat track could be playing in the background and it would make no difference. It's as if her producers thought to themselves, "hmmm. she does have a nice voice. too bad the neurons connecting words to music have been permanently extinguished by Aqua Net fumes and Popeye's Chicken grease. well, we'll let her sing all the same. her fans have no taste in music anyway."

Listen. Listen! Every song. Every time. They are all discordant. There's Beyonce's voice, smooth as honey and there's the beat of the music. Two completely, disharmonius, non-connected entities. Something is definitely missing there. And it's NOT just her brain.

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