POOPY-BEAR
My baby truly takes the cake when it comes to cutetitude.
Really, everyone says so.
Her personality shines forth like a bright baby beacon of boisterousity.
She bounces, smiles and gurgles like no kid you've seen.
Ive got to post a picture. You will send me money to keep the photos coming. She will rain brightly-colored sparkles on your day.
****We now return to our regularly-scheduled cynicism****