CORPORATE CRUSH
So I totally have a crush on this guy from work. (Don't worry militant anti-adulterers, Kevin knows about and fully supports this crush because he thinks it is funny as hell.) Anyway, my crush: Kev thinks the guy looks like a used-car salesman, which in all honesty, he totally, completely does which makes Kev really wonder about "my type." So now he asks me all the time who I think is cute because it wildy varies, veering from the dark to the light, overt to the sublime, and he can't pin down my crush profile. I mean, I totally think Spike is a fox (hel-lo early '80s high school influence and welcome to my blog) but I also majorly love Stone Phillips.
Other crushes have included Ralph Fiennes and James Woods.
I think I've finally extracted the common denominator: none of these guys is commonly good-looking. They all have an edge, a worn look, a something that is off. Except maybe Stone Phillips. He is Superman, oh my gosh. However, I've typically always liked the brooding, the lonely, the underdog, the tired, the skinny, the sad, the problematic.
Why, I don't know. All my boyfriends have been total goombahs, except for Kev. They've all, except for Kev, have had something emotionally wrong with them. Like, serial cheating, or buying all their clothes from Target, or leaving their showers running all day. Full force. They've all, except for Kev, been dorks.
They're not all, except for Kev, looking over my shoulder right now.
Heaven must have sent him from above, to break my goombah cycle. Now if I could just get over the used car salesman...
Comments (6)
Dom DeLuise.
That's all I'm sayin'.
Posted by Da Goddess | June 23, 2004 12:48 AM
Posted on June 23, 2004 00:48
I like Target clothes.
Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2004 5:12 AM
Posted on June 23, 2004 05:12
I like clothes from Target too.
It's just that this was the pre-Mossimo era, circa 1994 and he seriously bought ALL his clothes there, like suit jackets and ties.
Posted by Debbie | June 23, 2004 7:14 AM
Posted on June 23, 2004 07:14
eeww!!
Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2004 10:03 AM
Posted on June 23, 2004 10:03
I wonder what your reaction would be if Kevin told you about his crush :) just curious
Posted by Anonymous | June 27, 2004 10:05 PM
Posted on June 27, 2004 22:05
If Kevin told me he had a crush, I'd obsess, badger him constantly and have daily jealous coniption fits.
I don't claim to be fair or mature, for that matter...
Posted by Debbie | June 29, 2004 5:11 PM
Posted on June 29, 2004 17:11