WHERE OH WHERE HAS MY LITTLE MIND GONE?
I hope I get my sense of humor back.
I've grown concerned that I wasted too much cumulative time in front of the microwave last week (damn those Tabatchnick Soups...damn them! damn them to an organic and smoky hell) and that the high-frequency waves zapped important laugh receptors.
Or maybe I'm drinking too much. Muddling the mind.
I spent Saturday on a friend's boat, an occasion for which I brought a spinach salad in my prized Salad Spinner. Many white zinfandel sorbets (slurpily sucked out of a wine glass) later, we were looped. We motley crewed off the docks around 7PM and re-grouped for a Game Night at a friend's place (that was a meeting of sharp minds).
The next day, I panicked: my Salad Spinner bowl was gone! Hadn't I brought it home with me? Was it still on the boat? Did it twirl off in a cyclonic frenzy? Gasp! Did I do something nautical with it? Like throw it in the bay? Or, even worse, did I let friends use it as a makeshift Port-A-Potty because we were grumbling about walking so far to the bathroom? (I said I spent the day on a boat. I didn't say it was mobile in any way.)
Upset, I called my friends and left messages. I also threw in that I hadn't seen my digital camera either. Or my suede coat, six CDs and straw hat.
No one called me back and I licked my wounds all day Sunday and into Monday.
Later Monday evening, I climbed into my car after work and smelled something foul.
You know where I'm going with this.
You probably guessed right from "...smelled..."
I'm proud of you.
Really, because it took me one trip to Ross, the grocery store and gas station before the question "are the Salad Spinner and resulting salad detritus somewhere in this Honda?"
An hour and a half later, upon opening my trunk, I found my long-lost love.
Also, a pair of pants not my own.
This makes me wonder which I want back badly enough: sense of humor? or functioning brain? Truly a conundrum.
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