Oh wow! Guess what I did this weekend?
I don't know whether to start with the Big Mac, the "Loser" movie marathon on TV, or the laundry-doing.
Maybe I should just lead with the butt dent in my couch.
Oh lo, it was a crater; about this-big-around, real concave and canyon-like!
Just big enough to contain my phantom puke!
Dry heaves are fun! It's like a big build-up, great soundtrack and you get to look forward to many sequels!
My weekend rocked! Big parties! In my tummy!