MAKESHIFT ELECTRIC BLANKET
My absentee and flaky boss had a visitor today and since he's late (as usual), I volunteered to get the visitor coffee.
So I went upstairs to the coffee room, filled up the cup, and then realized that I was very very cold. I did not want to profer this man coffee with big huge pointy nipples, so I tried to warm myself up before I went back downstairs with his cup.
There were no blankets around, no coats. No heaters and no extra pieces of clothing laying about.
So I hugged the coffee machine. I put my boobs right on it, so my nipples would deflate and not cause a commotion.
Of course, this would be the time that the Director of Sales and the Controller walk by.
I hoped and prayed that they would chalk this up to another "Debbie" thing and not ask questions.
But no. Being men and aroused by anything booby and involving electrical appliances, they found my boob warm-up fascinating.
I still hope that they don't get EXACTLY what I was doing...as I didn't explain. But a picture is worth a thousand words, no?
Comments (5)
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