LOOK WHAT I FOUND
OK so I was looking through our Outlook Contact database?
And I was trying to find someone in the "Ls?"
And look what my husband had filed there...
FULL NAME: Debbie Diane Anderson
FILE AS: Lucifericious
JOB TITLE: PAIN IN YOUR ASSNESS
COMPANY: KNOW IT ALL INC.
ADDRESS: 1234 UP MY ASS LANE; DEBOPIA, CA
HOME PH.: 1-800-UTICKLE
BUSINESS PH.: 1-800-UCLEAN1
WEB PAGE: HELL HATH NO FURY.ORG
NOTES: When speaking with Debbie, be sure to start every sentence with I love you and ................
Also, remember to look directly at her shoulder. NEVER focus anywhere near her wrinkles or the back of her legs. Finally, always floss and brush thoroughly. She has the nose of a bloodhound when it comes to dessert and bad breath.
Clearly I must unleash unholy hell right unto my husband to incinerate him and his jokey little typey fingers into tiny flecks of oblivion, never again to disturb my PMS vibe.
Comments (4)
That was quite funny. I bet he doesn't know what's coming. Take him by surprise, muahuahuahua.
Posted by Jane | May 4, 2003 2:12 PM
Posted on May 4, 2003 14:12
dude, that's funny. just imagine the circumstances leading to him entering it in like that.
Posted by nessa | May 4, 2003 6:33 PM
Posted on May 4, 2003 18:33
I'm scared, Mommy
Posted by Da Goddess | May 6, 2003 12:50 AM
Posted on May 6, 2003 00:50
Yes, all very interesting, but when did he initially create that? That's my question.
Posted by Ho | May 8, 2003 1:01 PM
Posted on May 8, 2003 13:01