OK, There's More
Apparently I used to make lists a lot when I was an adolescent. I really really need to share some of these lists with you. Because I really like it when the general populace thinks I'm as nuts as my family does.
But first: I swear on all that is good in this world that I am reprinting these lists word for word from my 8th grade diary.
"My List: #2
1) Wear only good clothes
2) Start building up self confidence
3) Importantly, know that you have the right to talk to popular people, and to boys."
"List #3 -- Morning Routine
1) Wake up
2) Take shower
3) Wash hair
4) Put on powder, put on good clothes
5) Dry hair
6) Curl hair
7) Brush teeth
8) Use mouthwash
9) Feel good about yourself and know that God loves you!
p.s. Try to do some exercises."
I see that my road to a healthy self-esteem started early....
Also, good thing I made those damn lists. Using mouthwash and wearing good clothes may not be the ingrained habits they are now.
And finally, I close with "Bill Andre's Plan." This is a revolutionary step-by-step plan outlining EXACTLY how to get that man of your dreams. It is copyrighted, so please do not reprint without permission.
"Bill Andre's Plan
1) Drop pencil
2) Ask him to pick it up
p.s. Don't show off!"
Comments (6)
Oh, please, please, please submit your list (or other rants) to Teenage Angst Fest! They would be so perfect!
Posted by Anonymous | March 28, 2003 12:36 PM
Posted on March 28, 2003 12:36
find them at:
www.antigeist.com/angstfest/
Posted by Anonymous | March 28, 2003 12:37 PM
Posted on March 28, 2003 12:37
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