Debbie Does Drivel

Message from the Enlightened One

No lie: at breakfast the other day, a man handed Kevin a napkin with the words:
It has nothing to do with the bark.
We are telepathic.

Isn't that deliciously enigmatic?

Super Stupid

I celebrated Super Bowl Sunday at a downtown bar with my friend Lisa and got super duper drunk.
Did not know where my drunkenness rated on the 1-10 scale until Lisa got a phone call the other day from a "Joe Millionaire" who said thanks girls! for the butt massage.
That'd be a 9.5.
(On the Richter scale.)

Other things:
Followed a girl around at the party because I really wanted her to be my new best friend. I hope I never actually got around to asking her. It would have come out wrong for sure.

Signed a guest book at the bar and vaguely remember using words like "earthy," "curly," and "lippy." I don't recall in what context those terms were used.

Came home and ate 17 taquitos. Kevin took them away from me so I wouldn't get sick. I was really mad because I was still hungry, but I did get sick, and I remember tasting taquito bits on the way back up and actually being happy because I got another go at them.

Wimp de la Wimp Wimp
Would you say prayers for me? I'm flying to Orlando tomorrow and am scared witless.

I'm Alive

I made it through four flights...totalling 13.5 hours of flying, which for me, is saying something.

I took off in the rain and very overcast skies 3 out of the 4 times, and also flew at night, landed in airports surrounded by mountains, and once -- sat in front of a man 100% resembling the shoe bomber.

Aren't we proud of me? Mama done good.

Another Business Trip, Another Sexual Harrassment Suit

I don't know what it is. It's unsettling really.
Many men don't appear to set boundaries for themselves when it comes to coming on to women.
I've been on many business trips in my day and in an industry (entertainment-related) where you really expect some shenanigans if they are to be had...but I've never experienced anything like I have in my current industry.

Again: unsolicited butt grabs; unwelcome comments (like "so no chance in going back to my hotel room so I can _ _ _ you, is there?"); and questions as to the solidity of my marriage.

To whence have you scurried, Family Values?

To Whom It May Concern:

WHERE'S MY BLOODY MARY MOVIE???????????