Open Letter to All (Mark) Who Were Concerned I'd Sell Out:
No, really. I've long been interested in accessories for the automotive aftermarket.
I'm thrilled I was able to find a job which combines my skill of writing with my passion for polyurethane spray-ons.
No. Really.
And, it's good that I will now be forced to overcome my fear of flying. Especially terrific that my new employer wants to book me on that Southwest flight to Vegas two weeks after I start. This is bloody great.
I mean it.
Really.