I have to dress "professionally" for my new job. And I have no idea where to start.
For God's sakes, in high school I wore my Dad's blue pajama top and some shoesy looking slippers as part of my uniform. No one ever knew, until loudmouth Chris Locasio picked up on it and broadcast my secret in the hall between Am Lit and Chem 1 periods.
Bitch.
But, really what does one wear to be professional? I think the look will suit my very conversative personality.