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Hey You! Yeah, you, over

Hey You! Yeah, you, over there with the double dutch oven you're using as a cereal bowl.
Put it down, slowly, sllooowly. Don't wave your Vons card at me. I don't give a damn about two boxes of Cap'n Crunch for 5 bucks.
Bring it here. I said, bring it here!
What in the sweet Lord Almighty above's name is that?
For geez sakes. I say.
Well, dammit, bring that too.
How in the world did you manage to get the store's rotisserie chicken machine in here?
Are those, are those -- ?
OK. Slide the ice cream freezer case this way.
Now, how long have you been sittin' in this here Burger King?

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