Debbie Does Drivel

WHY DID SHE PERSECUTE ME SO?

OK. Now my short hair is supah dupah ugly. To the major max.
As stated a few weeks ago, I got it cut short (completely against my will, I might add), and now as if to add fuel to the ugly fire, it's even worse than when I initially had it chopped.
First of all, this stylist ignored by plea to keep the length. Apparently, she also thought it'd be funny to cut my hair in such a manner that defies all normal laws of gravity.
And, asymetrical is not in anymore. I don't think I'm wrong on this.
SO, why hack the right side of my hair in complete opposition to the left?
I swear this is true: I am sporting a puffy "wing" on the right portion of my head.
As you might guess: the left side is flat as a board.
Now, I look like a soccer mom who shrooms.

This will take me a long time to get over. I did mention how the whole backside of my head is a jigsaw of fucked-up layers with the entire top layer of my hair missing?
Oh, didn't I?
WELL ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU HOW THE BACK OF MY HEAD IS A JUMBLE OF CRAP THAT IS MATCHED ONLY BY THE REST OF MY POGOHEADED HAIR CUT.
Earth to hairstylist: Us humans don't wear our hair this way. Don't they have ears and AN OPERABLE PAIR OF HANDS PROGRAMMED TO CUT HAIR where you come from?
And, in closing, I hate you, too.