Take Your Tommy Bahama and Shove It
Secret Message to the guy and his brethren at that bar in Del Mar:
No, I don't have fake boobs, french nails, and a Mystic Tan. I wasn't wearing a hat.
But I have a brain. And a personality.
And next time you ask me a question, listen to the answer, instead of staring at my best friend hoping she's listening so you can tell her how you're a golf pro.