Debbie Does Drivel

Be an individual! he says.
You don't have to be like THEM, he reminds.
Buy the funky Skechers, don't get the pair everyone else has, he chides.
[ed. note: no matter that the Skechers brand is mass-owned by the city of San Diego.]
I like that you're different, he states.

So why, oh my geez why, were you embarrassed when I wore a sweater on our boardwalk stroll?
"No one else is," he answers, hypocritically, in a double-standard-type tone.