Cost of crapbox in as north of San Diego as you get and still say you're not in Oregon.:
$360,000
Cost of piece of shit house with strange, narrow, winding, dark, extra room next to the garage and yellow linoleum everywhere, including the kitchen counters:
$480,000
Cost of somewhat nicer (but still crappy) home in piece of shit neighborhood:
$499,000
Cost of not living in San Diego:
Priceless