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OK God. I promise that

OK God. I promise that if my recent excessively bloated stomach deflates back to normal, I will never, ever, ask another person if I am fat. Because now I really am fat, and if I could just get this little stomach-deflato favor, I'll be happy with what I have.

In the last month, my waist size has increased two inches (I know, b/c I measure myself a lot. It's one of those Debbie things) and I have gained seven pounds.
FOR NO REASON.

My pants do not fit and I have taken to wearing long shirts, and even then, the dastardly thing pokes out and belies my largesse.

I finally got tired of it all. It's uncomfortable. The newly distributed and expanding flesh has surely displaced important organs like the liver AND I'm really crabby, probably due to bile buildup.

I went to the doctor. I needed to as this is a sudden and unusual flab onset.

After much external/internal poking around, she concluded that my Pill is causing my bloatation.

Please, please let it be so. I'd rather change my prescription than my outlook on life. I'm used to seeing the world through the eyes of an untoned, needs-to-lose-10-pounds gal...I don't think at my age I should be expected to make the transition to a person who actually needs to diet AND exercise.

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