I love the word "defenestrate." It sounds so academic, yet all is means is to throw something out a window.
I want to defenstrate all the bad habits of '01 and replace them with healthy, happy, holistic habits for '02.
As Bridget Jones might say, my goal for the New Year is to "develop inner poise."
How the hell hard can that be?
Oops. People with inner poise probably wouldn't swear. Oh, sticky wicket then.
Goals for 2002:
--Do not fight with husband so much. Let the bastard win sometimes. (Please replace "bugger" for "bastard" in keeping with inner poise theme).
--Eat 3 servings of salmon a day as cold-water fish contains plenty of Omega-3 oils which are good for preventing nasty cancers, and developing a shiny head of hair and lubricated skin.
--Do yoga one, maybe two times a day.
Very good inner poise maker.
--Exercise every day when not doing yoga.
--Vitamins! Vitamins! Vitamins! Especially calcium for strong bones.
--Write a novel.
--And a screenplay.
--Make lots of fondue, as makes one feel like a good hostess. Use low-fat chocolate for dessert fondue.
--Read the classics.
--Develop taste for all kinds of music. Even the punk rock mumbo-jumbo.
--Donate time/money to good causes. Do not advertise fact have become philanthropic, as cancels out good deeds. Only the humble get into heaven!
--Go to church without ever once thinking it's boring. No! Not even once!
--Stop ingesting wheat, sugar, dairy products, and anything with caffeine.
--Do not speak an ill word of anyone. Even applies to stupid motorists.
--Stop complaining all the time, Debbie!
--Make a shopping list each Sunday night and buy all ingredients for a full week's worth of healthy, wholesome recipes. Prepare meals in advance without once cursing your hubby's name for not helping chop, grind, baste, mix, OR take out the garbage. Remember you love that bugger.
Also remember week's recipes must not contain wheat, dairy, sugar, et al.
--Enjoy a renewed sense of vigor due to undertaking the steps above.
Happy F